London Uber Driver Instantly Regrets Spending £900 On iPhone 8
A soon to be unemployed London Uber driver is said to be regretting spending £900 on a brand new iPhone 8 earlier today.
Driver Martin Ho...
Corbyn ft. Boy Better Know to Headline Parklife
Opposition leader, and notable train enthusiast, Jeremy Corbyn has delighted grime fans by announcing he will be headlining Parklife festival this summer.
Pa...
Ian Brady’s last words revealed in epic Twitter outburst
Moors Murderer Ian Brady, who killed five children with Myra Hindley, has died aged 79.
His body has been laid to rest at his request near his favourite pa...
Feminist Pressure Could See Isle of Man Name Change
Sustained campaign from unwashed female rights groups could see a rebrand for the Isle of Man, say reports.
Sat in the middle of the Irish Sea, the Isle of M...
Corbyn Pledges Sacrifice of Diane Abbott Upon Successful Election
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has promised that he will make a ritualistic sacrifice of Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott live on television, if he is successful...
World Book Day: How to set yourself apart from the crowd
I'm sure by now everyone has seen the little kid who dressed as the A470 road-map for World Book Day. I felt an intense sense of déjà vu when I saw said costume...
Odd Amazon reviews: Why clean the streets in real life if you can do it virtually?
Street Cleaning Simulator (PC DVD)
Street Cleaning Simulator is one of those games which I imagine or gained notoriety amongst stoners/hipsters who loved the t...
Odd Amazon reviews: What can you do with a ballpoint pen?
The brilliance of Amazon perhaps lies more so in the sheer volume of trolling and humorous comments dating back to before internet culture was a mainstream thin...
Indecent proposal of the week: Sports massage or phone wank?
Firstly let me point out that the sports massage element refers to giving rather than receiving. There is also an interesting clause in the phone wank proposal ...
Weird Gumtree listing: Sleep close to the microwave
The Property
Generally, with rental property, the house has been tidied immaculately in anticipation for it being offered on the market, while this house...
The most bizarre Amazon comments of the week
What is it:
Gigabyte Nvidia GTX 1060 WF2 6GB GDDR5 PCI-E
In plain English, it's a graphics card, don't ask me anything about because I don't really know. ...