Boris Johnson Caught Writing “Europe Iz Gay” On Westminster Toilet Wall
In a shocking development from Westminster, Boris Johnson has been caught writing “Europe Iz Gay” on a toilet cubicle wall.
Johnson, best...
May Endorses Cull of Council Estate Children
Footage has emerged showing Britain’s primed mincer, Theresa ‘strong and stable’ May, claiming she wouldn’t mind legalising "the killing of a few peasant childr...
Tories Pledge to Increase State Pension to Help People Pay off Student Loans
Theresa May has promised to raise the amount that pensioners can expect to receive in their state benefits when they hit 70 in an effort to repay their student ...
Corbyn ft. Boy Better Know to Headline Parklife
Opposition leader, and notable train enthusiast, Jeremy Corbyn has delighted grime fans by announcing he will be headlining Parklife festival this summer.
Pa...
Ian Brady’s last words revealed in epic Twitter outburst
Moors Murderer Ian Brady, who killed five children with Myra Hindley, has died aged 79.
His body has been laid to rest at his request near his favourite pa...
Feminist Pressure Could See Isle of Man Name Change
Sustained campaign from unwashed female rights groups could see a rebrand for the Isle of Man, say reports.
Sat in the middle of the Irish Sea, the Isle of M...
Corbyn Pledges Sacrifice of Diane Abbott Upon Successful Election
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has promised that he will make a ritualistic sacrifice of Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott live on television, if he is successful...
World Book Day: How to set yourself apart from the crowd
I'm sure by now everyone has seen the little kid who dressed as the A470 road-map for World Book Day. I felt an intense sense of déjà vu when I saw said costume...
Odd Amazon reviews: Why clean the streets in real life if you can do it virtually?
Street Cleaning Simulator (PC DVD)
Street Cleaning Simulator is one of those games which I imagine or gained notoriety amongst stoners/hipsters who loved the t...
Odd Amazon reviews: What can you do with a ballpoint pen?
The brilliance of Amazon perhaps lies more so in the sheer volume of trolling and humorous comments dating back to before internet culture was a mainstream thin...
Indecent proposal of the week: Sports massage or phone wank?
Firstly let me point out that the sports massage element refers to giving rather than receiving. There is also an interesting clause in the phone wank proposal ...