Ambitious DUP Seek to Explain Link Between Flooding and Homosexuals
Friendly partisan fuckwits, the Democratic Unionist Party, have demanded an investigation into the suggestion that ‘gays cause floods’.
M...
Corbyn Pledges Sacrifice of Diane Abbott Upon Successful Election
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has promised that he will make a ritualistic sacrifice of Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott live on television, if he is successful...
World Book Day: How to set yourself apart from the crowd
I'm sure by now everyone has seen the little kid who dressed as the A470 road-map for World Book Day. I felt an intense sense of déjà vu when I saw said costume...
Odd Amazon reviews: Why clean the streets in real life if you can do it virtually?
Street Cleaning Simulator (PC DVD)
Street Cleaning Simulator is one of those games which I imagine or gained notoriety amongst stoners/hipsters who loved the t...
Odd Amazon reviews: What can you do with a ballpoint pen?
The brilliance of Amazon perhaps lies more so in the sheer volume of trolling and humorous comments dating back to before internet culture was a mainstream thin...
Indecent proposal of the week: Sports massage or phone wank?
Firstly let me point out that the sports massage element refers to giving rather than receiving. There is also an interesting clause in the phone wank proposal ...
Weird Gumtree listing: Sleep close to the microwave
The Property
Generally, with rental property, the house has been tidied immaculately in anticipation for it being offered on the market, while this house...
The most bizarre Amazon comments of the week
What is it:
Gigabyte Nvidia GTX 1060 WF2 6GB GDDR5 PCI-E
In plain English, it's a graphics card, don't ask me anything about because I don't really know. ...
Indecent proposals of the week: racist man will buy your poo
Craigslist is somewhat of a cornucopia of sleaze, but then you probably already knew that, if you're up for it, you could probably make a decent amount of coin....
James Corden Killed by Sharks in Valentine’s Gift to Humanity
Chubby advert botherer and Gavin and Stacey star James Corden was this morning eaten by sharks in an incident described by experts as “a Valentine’s gift for al...
House of Commons Speaker Criticised For Speaking
Commons Speaker John Bercow is facing strong criticism for speaking in the House of Commons.
Several Tory MP’s have condemned Mr Bercow for speaking honestly...
