Jeremy Corbyn has come under fire today for not doing enough to stop Nigel Farage leaving UKIP.

Senior BBC officials have come out in criticism of the Labour leader, highlighting that he did absolutely nothing to prevent Farage from stepping down. He has also been criticised for not doing more about England’s exit from the euros, the price of pub crisps or the unpredictable weather.

“He’s unelectable” said simpering traitor Angela Eagles “he only got 60% of the labour memberships support earlier in the year – why didn’t he get 100%? I was captain of the Slytherin netball team at school so I’ve definitely got the experience to take over as leader when Jeremy resigns” She then left the interview to see if anyone had offered above the reserve price on her Granny who she has listed on eBay.