It has emerged today that a simple set of bathroom scales ordered from Amazon has won the internet by shutting down “body positive” activists in the best way possible: cold, hard truth.

The courageous took to the bathroom floor to deliver honest, accurate reflections of a person’s weight by way of a simple easy to read LCD display. Adding insult to injury, the grudge-holding device stores the results for up to four years and a 15 year manufacturer guarantee, in a move that has been considered “body shaming” by overweight people everywhere.

The 6mm ultra-slim toughened glass scales have been accused “bullying” people in their “safe space”, a room in which they are at their most vulnerable, usually either checking Facebook whilst having a poo or accidentally getting too much Original Source shower gel next to sensitive areas.

Naturally, everyone could be reached for comment but nobody cares.