Recent Prime Minister and pork enthusiast David Cameron tendered his resignation as the most hated man in Britain last night, announcing that he’s “had e-fucking-nough” and plans to “rear pigs” in the Cotswolds.
Following mass protests outside Downing Street which demonstrated how unpopular he is, David decided to hand in his notice, asking for his P45 to be sent to a pig farm in the Cotswolds.
Mr Cameron has revealed his pig farm, will produce pork pies, or as he likes to called them, Porky Pies. Leader of the opposition Jeremy Corbyn commented that, “If anyone knows about porky pies, it’s David Cameron.”
George Osborne is now defacto leader of the Conservative party and interim Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.