The BRIT awards, long known for destroying musician’s careers and not really knowing what good music is, has announced this year’s list of nominees. 

The list includes: a dead person, many non British people, and 4 music producers that they’ve accidentally mislabeled as male solo artists.

After the Oscars came under attack for lack of racial diversity, the organisers at the Brit awards made sure to put in people who weren’t British, to stop any suggestion they favour natives over any other nationality.

They also made sure to include people who aren’t actually real artists, such as producers, to avoid accusations of favouring music over producing or other things associated with the music industry.

The winners will be announced when the organisers can find a room big enough to fit the 50 people who have RSVP’d.