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Hammond Frantically Scribbling on Napkin

Phil Hammond has reportedly been seen frantically scribbling 'any old sh*t' on to a napkin from the Westminster Pret A Manger it has emerged. It's unclear wh...

Rebekah Brooks Named New Editor Of BFNN

BFNN is delighted to announce the appointment of Rebekah Brooks as our new Editor-in-chief. Brook’s will be taking over the reins from current editor-in-chie...

DUP Support Abortion of Gay Babies Only

The Democratic Unionist Party have announced they will relax 'under limited circumstances' their strict policy on abortion as part of their negotiations with th...