Everyone in the office is currently stunned as the new intern can’t even make a cup of tea properly. 

Danny the intern, as no one knows his last name yet, put the milk first in everyone’s teas this morning, practically ruining everyone’s day.

No one has spoken to him since, but it is said that everyone has switched to black coffee for the rest of the day to avoid any similar incidents.

Danny’s disciplinary hearing for the milk first instance is in 48 hours as putting the mil kin first is correctly a sackable offence.