New research has confirmed the long-standing notion that nobody’s favourite shitboxes-on-wheels, Fiat 500s, are bought by nobody other than pampered brats with hands deep in their dad’s pockets.

Suspicions began when a new generation of spoiled early 20-somethings appeared driving the model looking notably more smug than Piers Morgan watching videos of himself masturbating.

Due to the lack of career prospects for a graduate with a 2:2 in Media Studies and 3 months backpacking in Thailand, coupled with a depression more severe than Eeyore on a comedown, it was never known where exactly all these hateful new machines had sprung from.

But BFNN can now reveal that not one Fiat 500 has ever been bought by a debt-laden graduate: instead choosing to lighten their dad’s well-lined pockets