Millions of people around the world are ready for absolutely nothing to change come the strike of midnight tonight.

Despite repeated iterations of “New Year, New Me”, many will experience no difference whatsoever, and will carry on being the same when New Year hits.

Ken Dowdy of Huddersfield explained that he will be making no promises to change his ways tomorrow:

“I’m going to be making all the same mistakes in 2017 that i’ve made in 2016. I’ve learned absolutely nothing and i’m looking forward to shit staying that way”.

Many people will be hoping for their luck or their fortune to change, or even just for celebrities to stop snuffing it when Auld Lang Syne gets belted out but it’s commonly known that the changing of a year will not help matters in the slightest.