Kate and Gerry McCann, of losing-their-daughter fame, have finally fallen out of public favour with the nation coyly confessing they think the couple are responsible for the death of the child by extreme negligence.
Amateur forensics experts and tea drinkers have slowly come to the damning conclusion after years of intense thumbing of news clippings glossing over the story. People everywhere have called for Kate and Gerry to be prosecuted under Portuguese courts for negligence.
The famously litigation-happy couple have previously brushed off accusations in the past with intense legal threats and polite cease and desists.
Mums everywhere have said: “If you leave your children in a hotel room for a few hours and one of them goes ‘missing’, surely that is still your fault?”
The McCanns could not be reached for comment (especially Maddie).