Absolutely no one is shocked that the state of British politics is currently your mum jokes and making fun of the way people are dressed.

As all major issues such as poverty and global peace have been secured and dealt with, the leaders of the two major parties in the UK took some time during Prime Minister’s questions yesterday to tell each other how shit they were dressed and to talk about each other’s mums.

Cameron took the opportunity to tell Jeremy Corbyn to stop dressing like a Geography teacher working in a comprehensive school in Kent and Corbyn replied by asking how many times Cameron had visited his mother since putting her in a home for the terminally disappointed.

When the leaders have finally sorted the problem of racism and have created an equation for free energy this week, it is thought they will attack each other about how their children are ugly and their wives are unfulfilled.