Following BREXIT warnings from the Bank of England and the IMF, Big Steve, the EU’s chief bouncer, felt it an appropriate to issue his own warning.

Addressing members of the public last night at 2am he announced “Once you leave you’re not getting back in, we stopped letting people in half an hour ago.”

Ignoring protests from a group of friends who wanted to ensure their paralytic friend got a taxi safely, he went on to say “Put that drink down if you’re leaving before I have to make you.”

However, UKIP leader Nigel Farage rubbished the claims, “We’ll just sneak in by the smoking area, the bouncer around there is dead safe,” he assured journalists, before sneaking out with a pint hidden under his coat.