Manchester United striker Romelu Lukaku has pleaded with Manchester United fans asking them to stop singing a song, which reinforces racial stereotypes, about him.

Sources within the club have confirmed the Belgian international was extremely upset by the song’s lyrics, which claim the striker has a twenty-four-inch penis even though his actual penis length is a mere fifteen inches.

“Romelu has been really out of sorts since that song emerged,” claimed kit man Michael Davis. “It’s quite upsetting to hear our fans lowering themselves to racial stereotypes on the terraces. I wish we could just go back to the good old days of singing about Scousers eating rats in council houses or players’ wives taking it up the arse.”

“It’s all nonsense anyway,” continued Davis. “As the kit man, I’ve seen all of the players’ in the nip and I can tell you for certain that the black lads don’t have the biggest cocks. In fact, Jesse Lingard’s dick is hardly visible and Michael Carrick is dragging an elephant tusk around with him. It’s just childish and stupid.”

“It’s not only the racial stereotype thing either, the lad just doesn’t feel comfortable having seventy odd thousand people singing a song about his nob and we’re worried it’s going to affect his performances,” revealed the kit man. “Romelu has asked our fans to stop singing it so we’re hoping that’s the end of the matter. The only prick we want our fans singing about is Marouane Fellaini.”

Lukaku, pictured above discussing the size of Michael Carrick’s junk, claims he will go on strike if United fans continue to take the piss out of his penis.