A group of leading Islamic clerics have shockingly revealed that scripture in the Qur’an is taken from the far right.

In what is probably the second biggest news story of the week, (after Michael Gove’s scathing use of the word ‘snowflake’), comes the revelation that Muslims and the far-right, two groups frequently at loggerheads, could effectively be reading off the same page.

Massive scrotum and ex-EDL leader Tony Robinson has confirmed that both his former party and fellow bigots Britain First are in a state of disarray. Neither group are  sure whether this is some form of Muslamic magic, designed purely to unnerve and unsettle the right, or whether their mortal enemies have, in actual fact, been their closest allies all along.