Troubled child-actor and attention-seeker Shia LaBeouf has announced on Twitter today his next piece of performance art will involve himself being livestreamed whilst masturbating over pictures of himself for 72 hours.

The narcissistic actor turned professional attention-sponge, is currently livestreaming himself spending 24 hours in an Oxford university lift. Nobody is especially clear on why – not even Shia himself.

A statement from Shia’s management told BFNN this:

“Look, we know. Nobody has told Shia that not all performance art involves livestreaming and vapid egocentric pursuits but that’s just Shia. It is hope that after the 72 hours of wanking is going to leave absolutely everyone in no doubt that he is – in fact – a massive, massive wanker.”

Shia could not be reached for comment because he’s in a lift in Oxford.