More evidence has been brought into court as controversial TV host and professional chav baiter Jeremy Kyle divorces his long suffering wife Carla.

The couple cited ‘unreasonable behaviour’ as reason for the divorce but as more evidence emerged, there was a much more shocking revelation.
 
In a move that would not be out of place on his TV show, a staple of students and the long-term unemployed all over the country, Jeremy was subject to a DNA test. The test proved with a 98.4% accuracy, that Jeremy’s father was in fact an anal sphincter muscle, more commonly known as an arsehole.
In a written statement to the court, Carla said: “I always had my suspicions, but recently Jeremy’s behaviour was erratic. His mouth would open and close and nothing but shite would come out. On bad days he would just get this constant vile outpouring, it was horrific.”
 
The formal statement continued, “I now have to wonder what this means for our children. If he’s half arsehole, then that means they are 25% arsehole, and that’s something they’ll always have to live with as well as having Jeremy as a father.”