In a strategic move to become a more dominant, masculine leader, Teresa May has taken a leaf out of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s book and has declared that she intends to start grabbing people by the pussy.

Taking a break from discussing menstrual issues, May has addressed the House of Commons this week, speaking of her ‘star’ status and her macho strength.

It had been mentioned that May’s hormonal mood swings alone didn’t quite make her suitable to lead a country, however with the added aspect of sexual harassment and rape accusations; she could potentially be the greatest Prime Minister since Tony Blair.

“A lewd approach is what we need to make Britain great again. I can be just as misogynistic as any man” May exclaimed.

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has expressed fears that May’s recent comments imply her balls may be bigger than his and has tried to reinforce his party’s confidence by stating he too could disrespect women if he wanted to.